Quote from Robert in Robert's Rodeo
Debra: Where did he get you? Robert: In my adductor magnus. Frank: Your what? Robert: It's my upper thigh area. Ray: Sounds like he got you in the ass. [chuckles] I'm not- I'm not laughing. It's horrible, it's horrible. I'm not laughing. Robert: It's upper thigh. Marie: Oh, I hate all this police business. I always knew I'd get this call. Ray: Really? The "your son has been gored in the ass by a bull" call? Robert: It's upper thigh!