Ray: You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook, and I'll watch football with my pants open all day.
Debra: You know, my dad doesn't really like football, Ray.
Ray: Your parents are coming?
Debra: Yeah. And they're really happy we're having Thanksgiving here.
Ray: Oh, we just got rid of two parents. Why are you bringing two more in?
Debra: I mean, your parents should really be here, too.
Ray: Oh, oh. That makes four parents. You're going backwards.
Debra: Come on. I mean it's not a real Thanksgiving unless the whole family's here. It'd be like when the Russians boycotted the Olympics. It diminished the whole event.
Ray: You're forgetting something very important. When the Russians didn't come, we won everything.