Frank: Attention, everybody. Guess who is now a published writer. What are you talking about? Today, the mailman brought me fame and fortune. The Reader's Digest, over 27 million copies sold in 19 languages. And all around the world, each and every reader will now open to Page 64, the "Humor in Uniform" section. Well, what are you waiting for?
Ray: [laughs] How did that happen? Did you know about it? You knew he was doing this?
Marie: Please! You think he'd get this done by himself? The man can't wipe his own chin.
Frank: Marie was my little typist.
Marie: Don't call me a little typist.