Quote from Frank in Frank, the Writer
Frank: Did you hear Howie Simon's son sold a funny little anecdote to the Reader's Digest? Ray: Yeah? Okay, good. Good for him. Frank: That's $50. Ray: Yeah? Frank: So why can't you do something like that? Ray: Dad. I'm a writer, Dad. The newspaper pays me to write full-time. Frank: Look, I'm not talking about the sports column. That's great. I'm talking on the side. Ray: Funny anecdotes on the side? Frank: Yeah, that's free money for you. Ray: Yeah, okay.