Frank: Did you hear Howie Simon's son sold a funny little anecdote to the Reader's Digest?
Ray: Yeah? Okay, good. Good for him.
Frank: That's $50.
Ray: Yeah?
Frank: So why can't you do something like that?
Ray: Dad. I'm a writer, Dad. The newspaper pays me to write full-time.
Frank: Look, I'm not talking about the sports column. That's great. I'm talking on the side.
Ray: Funny anecdotes on the side?
Frank: Yeah, that's free money for you.
Ray: Yeah, okay.