Quote from Ray in The Sigh
Ray: You- You have so many annoying habits. Debra: Oh, yeah? Like what? Ray: Okay, uh, you know how when you read your magazine in bed and you lick your fingers before you turn every page? Debra: So? Ray: I hate that. Debra: Get outta here! Ray: Yeah, it's 'cause you slurp your finger. Debra: Slurp? This is not a slurp. Ray: It's a slurp, okay? It's right next to my ear. Then you take your wet thumb and you put it on the page, which, by the way, is disgusting! Debra: Oh, oh, oh! I'm sorry I'm disgusting you while you're trying to clean your toenails with a hanger. Ray: Yeah, the only reason I did that was to see if it worked, okay? And it does with the big toe.