Ray: Wait a minute! I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about! Okay, maybe I would look at the Swimsuit Issue, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna leave you for one of those girls.
Marie: And the only reason you don't is that they don't ask you.
Ray: Thank you, Ma!
Debra: This is the point. It doesn't have to be one of those bikini girls. It could be the checkout girl at the A&P; or a waitress at Marco's or Claudia the cleaning lady!
Ray: I do not want Claudia!
Debra: Oh, bull! You'll take anyone as long as they're different, right?! [Marie slaps Frank]
Frank: Ohh!
Ray: Stop it! Come on! Stop it, everybody! Just stop. Come on, just no hitting. Look, w-we're all a little upset. This is an upsetting situation. Your father came home with an old lady and I can see how that can make you all man-hatey, but I don't want anyone else, and I never will. I don't want the waitress, I don't want the A&P; lady, and, honey, you have to believe me, I never wanted Claudia, the 200-pound cleaning woman.
Debra: What about the swimsuit model?
Ray: Not if she begged me!