Ray: Okay, crazies, we're in public here.
Frank: Hey, Doc, what's this stuff drippin' into me?
Doctor: Oh, that's just some painkiller to help with any discomfort.
Frank: But I'm not experiencing any discomfort.
Doctor: That's because it's probably starting to work.
Frank: Oh. Way to go, tube and baggie.
Doctor: Yes. Now, a nurse will be in at the end of the day to give you your discharge papers.
Frank: Papers? Don't you guys have bedpans anymore? [laughs; grimaces]