Ray: Look, Ma, I think you're overreacting, okay? This wasn't that big of deal!
Marie: It was a big enough deal for him to make up a story to me about hurting his back. You're his son. How do you think that made him feel?
Robert: I hope you're happy, Raymond.
Ray: Oh, shut up! And why should I worry about his feelings? He doesn't care about anybody else's.
Marie: You don't think he cares about you? He's your father. He just isn't good at...
Ray: Living among humans.
Marie: You know, I think you're the only one who thinks you're funny.
Robert: Amen to that.