Quote from Robert in Someone's Cranky
Ray: But, maybe you should cut them some slack. Robert: What? Ray: Yeah, 'cause they mean well, you know? Well, Mom means well, Dad's just mean. Robert: What, they sent you in here to talk to me? Ray: No. No, not at all. Robert: Come on, Ray, everybody knows you're Ma's little lapdog. Ray: What are you talking about? Robert: Well, you know, she gives you treats, and you scamper around, doing tricks like a trained poodle. I think I'll start calling you "Princess." Ray: I'm not a poodle, Robert. Robert: Princess want a Fruit Loop?