Ray: Hi, good evening, Officer Jaro-skiwi.
Police Officer: Jaroshowitz.
Ray: Are you sure? So what seems to be the problem?
Police Officer; I had you at 55 in a 40. License and registration, please.
Ray: Uh, okay, sure. Sure, registration. It's right around here. Somewhere I keep it. Robert, why don't you tell this guy who you are and what you do for a living? [Robert "zips" his mouth shut] So this is a 40, huh?
Police Officer: Mm-hmm.
Ray: Yeah, a big road like this, you'd think it'd be a 60. In which case, I'd be going too slow, you know? Then you'd have to pull me over for impeding traffic. [chuckles]
Police Officer: All right, sir, it's up to you, which ticket would you prefer?
Ray: Uh, speeding will be fine.