Ray Quote #674
Ray: Hi, good evening, Officer Jaro-skiwi.
Police Officer: Jaroshowitz.
Ray: Are you sure? So what seems to be the problem?
Police Officer; I had you at 55 in a 40. License and registration, please.
Ray: Uh, okay, sure. Sure, registration. It's right around here. Somewhere I keep it. Robert, why don't you tell this guy who you are and what you do for a living? [Robert "zips" his mouth shut] So this is a 40, huh?
Police Officer: Mm-hmm.
Ray: Yeah, a big road like this, you'd think it'd be a 60. In which case, I'd be going too slow, you know? Then you'd have to pull me over for impeding traffic. [chuckles]
Police Officer: All right, sir, it's up to you, which ticket would you prefer?
Ray: Uh, speeding will be fine.
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Frank: Cut the crap. Your mother asked him already.
Ray: Robert, why do you have to have Mom ask me to take you to the Hall of Fame?
Robert: Ma, you were supposed to make it seem like it just came up.
Marie: And you were supposed to wait across the street until I flashed the Venetian blinds.
Quote from Robert
Robert: The '69 Mets. The amazing match. The Miracle Mets. I love those guys. It's one of the few bright spots of my childhood. I just wish Dad had taken us to a game.
Ray: Hey, he took us to a lot of Yankee games. That was fun.
Robert: Well, maybe for you. I hated the Yankees.
Ray: What do you mean you hated the Yankees? You cried every time they lost.
Robert: It's because Dad told me it was my fault.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Look, we'll go in, you'll meet Art Shamsky and the rest of the Mets. On the ride home, we'll get you a Happy Meal.