Debra: Who are you to give Robert, or anybody else for that matter, marital advice?
Ray: I'm nobody. I didn't-- what? What happened?
Debra: Amy called me up crying, all upset. She said Robert started acting all weird when she tried to talk to him about their future. And when she finally pinned him down, he started in with this prison talk. Then he said he wasn't sure that he could commit to her just now.
Ray: He broke up with her?
Debra: No, she broke up with him. What else is she supposed to do? She's been going out with him for two years, and this is the return she gets on her investment? "Oh, gee, things are moving kind of fast. Maybe we should pull back, give each other some space."
Ray: It sounds reasonable.
Debra: It's not reasonable! Do you know how hard it is for a woman to get a guy like Robert to commit? And then you, you come along, his happily married brother!
Ray: Yes, yes, very happily.
Debra: Yeah, yeah. And instead of telling him how lucky he is to have Amy at all and how wonderful marriage can be, you dig him a hole and read him his last rites.