Robert: I know you, Raymond. You wouldn't trade this for anything.
Ray: I'll trade it all right now for a pack of cigarettes.
Robert: Well, Ray, I can see I caught you on a bad day.
Ray: Oh, it's every day.
Robert: Every day? I was at your wedding. I was there when you brought home your little girl, your twin boys.
Ray: Yeah, okay, there's some perks. But that's how they hook you. You know what I'm doing tomorrow night? I'm going to see a movie.
Robert: So what's wrong with that?
Ray: Debra's movie. Yeah, the one with the mother who has the disease and the daughter who learns to care about the mother who has the disease. Yeah, yeah. Huh, who wants to see that sniffle bag? I want to see the one-- the one with the guy with the gun and the car chases and the nudity that has no meaning.
Robert: I saw that one. It was good.
Ray: Sure, rub it in. Why don't you spank a supermodel in front of me?