Frank: You know, I'm glad you said that because there is something I was afraid to ask you.
Ray: What? "Frank Barone's 'l Was Just Thinking."' Yeah, my thoughts on a bunch of subjects. You know, infomercials. The new-car smell. Minute Rice. Stuff like that, it's all there.
Ray: Yeah, it is. Why do I have it?
Frank: Well, you said you wanted to be honest. I honestly think this would make a great column in your paper.
Ray: My paper?!
Frank: Yeah, why don't you pass it on to the editor?
Ray: You want me to show this to my editor?!
Frank: Thank you, Ray. [with a pipe in his mouth] And tell him I look forward to his feedback.