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Cookies

‘Cookies’

Season 6, Episode 15 -  Aired January 28, 2002

Ray doesn't like Ally's girl scout troop leader, Peggy (guest star Amy Aquino), after she gives him a bad spot to sell cookies.

Quote from Ray

Peggy: Hello, Ally's dad. I'm Molly's mom.
Ray: Hi, hi, I'm Ray.
Peggy: I'm giving you Lickety-Split Cleaners. That's where Debra and Ally can set up on the sidewalk and sell cookies.
Ray: Well, and it might not be Debra. I could be out there with Ally. I'm one of those very involved dads.
Peggy: Good for you. Here you go.
Ray: Oh, listen, sorry about the joke before. I didn't mean-
Peggy: No, no, no, I enjoyed it immensely. It was very, very funny.

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Quote from Ray

Sarah: Uh, Peggy, uh, I'm sorry, but Peetie's is kind of out of the way for me.
Peggy: Oh. Okay. Well, I'm sure that Ally's dad wouldn't mind switching with you.
Ray: What? Huh? Me? Peetie's?
Peggy: Yeah. Switch your card with Sarah. You don't mind, do you?
Ray: Well, actually, Peetie's, we're-
Peggy: What was that? Nothing. Thanks, Ally's dad.
Sarah: Hey, good luck. Maybe you'll get those monkey stickers.

Quote from Marie

Robert: How about this, huh? Sittin' around, havin' cookies and milk... This is nice.
Ray: [enters] Hey.
Robert: Was nice.
Marie: Hello, Raymond. Oh, I'm so happy you're here. You hungry?
Ray: No, not really.
Marie: You'll have some cookies and milk, here.
Robert: He said he didn't want any.
Marie: He doesn't know what he wants.

Quote from Ray

Ally: Uh, why are we setting up here? I thought we were going to Peetie's.
Ray: Yeah, a little change of plans, sweetie. There we go. It's nice here at Marco's, isn't it? Let's fix your hair a little.
Ally: Ow!
Ray: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what they say "Eye appeal is buy appeal." Oh, customers. Come on, stand up straight.
Ally: How many cookies would you like to buy?
Man: How about zero?
Ray: [to Ally] You could be a little louder. You know, just a little more forceful.

Quote from Ray

Ray: Watch. Cookies, cookies, cookies!
Woman: Oh, no, thank you.
Ray: Creamy! Chocolate fudgy!
Woman: That's okay.
Ray: Delicious cookies.
Boy: Cookies, Mommy.
Woman: I'm sorry, sweetie, but we haven't had our lunch yet.
Boy: I want cookies!
Woman: No. Come on.
Ray: Double chocolate chip.
Boy: I want cookies!
Woman: All right. Just one box for after lunch.
Ray: Okay, sure. Well, thank you. And the Frontier Girls thank you.
Woman: Yeah. He's gonna be bouncing off the walls now, you jerk.

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