Julius: I just need to understand why you would talk to your mother like that.
Chris: Dad, Drew and Tonya were sitting down watching TV, and I'm the only one Mom said to go clean up. I mean, it's just not fair. You raised me to stand up for myself, so why do I get in trouble when I do it at home?
Julius: Look, Chris, you might win the battle, but you're gonna lose the war. Sometimes it's not about just being right. Hey, look, you need to apologize to your mother.
Chris: Why?
Julius: Because she will make your life miserable. You know how many times I've been right and still had to apologize? 469,531 times.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And counting.
Chris: How is that even possible?
Julius: Because she doesn't care.
Chris: It doesn't make any sense.
Julius: Exactly. Look, that's the #1 rule of living with women: nothing makes sense. When you learn this, then you'll finally understand what it is to be a man. Wrong or right, you still have to be sorry.