Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Greg
Rochelle: What, they don't have a phone at Greg's house? Look, I don't care where you are. You be like E.T., you phone home! I need to know where you are, who you're with and what you're doing. How do I know you're not selling drugs? I mean, you could be kingpin of a Colombian drug cartel for all I know. Chris: I'm not out there selling drugs. Rochelle: How do I know that? Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother had one goal in life for her kids: don't sell drugs. As long as they weren't doing that, almost everything else was okay. [fantasy:] Police Officer #1: Ma'am, your son shot the mayor. Rochelle: Did he sell drugs? Police Officer #1: No. Rochelle: Get in here, boy. [fantasy:] Police Officer #2: Ma'am, your son killed the governor, kidnapped his daughter, robbed the president and ran a red light. Rochelle: He ain't sell no drugs, did he? Police Officer #2: No, ma'am. Rochelle: Boy, get in here.