Rochelle: What are you writing, Drew?
Drew: It's a list of things I can do on Amateur Night at The Apollo. I'm gonna try out.
Julius: Drew, that's a tough audience. You can't just go up there and do anything. They will boo you faster than Casper on Halloween.
Rochelle: Stevie Wonder could see before he did Amateur Night. They booed him blind.
Tonya: They booed Magic Johnson so bad, he gave up singing.
Drew: Magic Johnson is a basketball player.
Tonya: Now.
Drew: Well, they're not gonna boo me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Roseanne said before she sang the national anthem.