Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
Chris: Where you been? Greg: I've been at the emergency triage area with heart palpitations. Chris: Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. Greg: How do you know? This whole place could blow. Metal chairs flying like shrapnel everywhere. Chris: Greg, I called in the bomb threat. Greg: What?! Where would you get such a crazy idea? Chris: From you, with that story about your cousin Benny. Greg: Oh. I may have exaggerated a bit. Chris: What's wrong with you? Why would you make up a story like that? Greg: I have a penchant for hyperbole to aggrandize myself. I've been working it out with my shrink.