Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Spring Break
Janitor: Okay, let's get him in the trunk. Chris: What?! Janitor: Look, I got a rap sheet as long as your arm. My PO thinks that I hit this kid, I'm going back to jail for another 20 years. Greg: [groans] Chris: I'll take care of it. Janitor: You mean, take care, take care? Chris: No! I'll-- I'll... I'll take him to the hospital, and they'll take care of him. Janitor: All right, I'm counting on you. As long as nobody talks, we won't have any problems. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He should be a marriage counselor.