Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Greg was at an all-time high, Mr. Levine hit an all-time low. Doc: Stan, your door's open. Chris: Doc, call an ambulance. Doc: What did you do? Chris: I didn't do anything. I just got here and I found him like this. Adult Chris: [v.o.] The last guy that said that ended up in a slow-speed Bronco chase on the way to Mexico.