Doc: Well... [blows party horn] I sell New Year's, I don't celebrate it.
Chris: Why not?
Doc: Because anything could happen. You remember when Michael Jackson got his hair caught on fire? I bet you any money he celebrated New Year's. And look what happened. If I get through tonight, I'll celebrate tomorrow.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Doc was the only person I knew who celebrated Old New Year's Eve.