Chris: Well, I just got assigned my Brother from Another Mother today. Hope it's not a big hassle.
Greg: Wish I had one. I'd love to be a mentor. To form a lifelong bond, to know if I never did another thing in my life, I'd have made a difference in this world.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Which is why Greg had the happiest pet turtle.
Chris: Why don't you sign up?
Greg: I own a camera.