Mr. Perkins: Do you own photographic equipment?
Chris: No.
Mr. Perkins: Where do you keep your photographic equipment?
Chris: I don't have any photographic equipment.
Mr. Perkins: Have you ever sold any of your photographs?
Chris: I don't have any photographs.
Mr. Perkins: Suppose you did. Where would you keep them?
Chris: I don't own a camera or any photographs.
Mr. Perkins: If your Brother from Another Mother came to your house, what room would you spend the most time in?
Chris: The living room, I guess.
Mr. Perkins: Correct. How's your relationship with your father?
Chris: Fine.
Mr. Perkins: Where does your father keep his photographic equipment?