Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Vanessa bet on the Jets, I had a date with a giant. Kelly: Hey, Chris. Is that what you had on earlier? Chris: No, I had an accident and I needed to change. Kelly: An accident? What happened? Chris: Oh, I didn't make it to the bathroom in time, so I to get something from lost-and-found. Kelly: Wow, that's crazy. It looks good on you, though. It makes you look edgy. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my bad clothes didn't seem to work, there was more bad stuff to come: bad food. Kelly: I never heard of this place. Chris: Yeah, everything they serve is from stuff that other people didn't finish eating. Kelly: Oh.