Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates My Man
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at home, I wasn't the only one who needed a new man on the job. Mr. Omar: Oh! Excuse me, Mr. Julius. Exactly the man I was looking for. Julius: Is everything all right? Mr. Omar: Actually, I got a bit of a situation. You wouldn't know anyone looking for a job, would you? [fantasy:] Julius: Me! Me! I want a job! Me! Whoo! I want a... Me! [reality:] Julius: What kind of job? I mean, I might be interested. Adult Chris: [v.o.] If my father had been a rapper, his name would've been Snoop Jobby-Job. Mr. Omar: Don't you already have two jobs? You want another one? Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's like asking Amy Winehouse if she wants another drink.