Chris: Greg, what happened?
Greg: I got fishnapped.
Chris: You okay?
Greg: No, I'm not okay. I spent the last three hours in the back of a van with a giant fish suit on me with guys trying to force-feed me worms.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I hope that wasn't a metaphor.
Chris: Just calm down.
Greg: No, you calm down. Go to your stupid Homecoming Dance with your stupid date. And stop trying to pretend you understand me 'cause you don't, okay, pop star? The only thing you can do for me is to kiss my white--
Joey Caruso: [punches Greg's face] Way to lose homecoming, tadpole.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'm glad Caruso punched him, because it would have ruined our friendship if I had had to do it myself.