Greg: Dude, you're going to the Homecoming Dance?
Chris: I guess so.
Greg: Great. My life sucks, and what do you do? You make it suck worse.
Chris: What, do you want me to stay at home and have a sucky night too so you can feel better?
Greg: Yeah. That's what friends are for.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] With friends like that, who needs enemies?