Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about picketing, but I was afraid this would happen. [fantasy: A group of police offices grab and beat Chris, shoving him into the back of a squad car as he pickets outside Doc's convenience store:] Chris: He won't pay! I won't stay! He won't pay, I won't stay! Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about a sit-in, but I was afraid this would happen again. [fantasy: A group of police offices grab and beat Chris, shoving him into the back of a squad car as he sings a protest song outside Doc's store:] Chris: [sings] Wages... No justice, no peace! Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided on an ultimatum.