Greg: Dude, this is so awesome. You got your own bachelor pad.
Chris: Yeah, it's great, besides the fact that there's an old man that lives there.
Greg: Yeah, but he's not an old man that tells you what to do. You're like Fonzie living upstairs on Happy Days.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [as Fonzie] Ey...
Chris: You know, this will be the first time I actually have some privacy.
Greg: Whenever I want privacy, my dad tells me to go in the backyard.