Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Drew was trying to make a clean break, I was getting down and dirty with my new jokes. I told the one about the guy who got bitten by the snake...
Chris: So the doctor said make two cuts where your friend was bitten by the snake and suck out the poison out. So the guy gets back to his friend, the friend said, "Well, what did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I told one about the two guys on the bridge...
Chris: And so then the White guy said, "Man, this water is cold." And the Black guy said, "Yeah, and it's deep, too."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I told the one about how to become an honorary Eskimo.
Chris: So, he was bleeding, and his clothes were torn. So he walks in and says, "Now, where's the Eskimo woman I'm supposed to kill?"