Quote from Michael in Everybody Hates Baseball
Julius: Michael, I can't afford those tickets. Michael: I'm not selling them. We're family. You can have them. Julius: What's the catch? Michael: No catch. Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father would have accept free tickets to a funeral. Julius: Box seats, huh? Michael: Big Man, can I borrow forty dollars? Julius: Michael, if you needed $40, why didn't you just sell me the tickets for $40? Michael: That's against the law! Adult Chris: [v.o.] My uncle was a lazy bum, but he was honest.