Quote from Monk in Everybody Hates Eggs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Doc was out of town, so he left his nephew Monk to watch the store. Monk: I'm closing at 1900 hours, so keep sweeping and finish stocking the shelves. Chris: 1900 hours? Monk: It's seven o'clock. Don't your parents teach you anything? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Monk had been part of a famous failed military operation in the early '80s and was very suspicious of authority. [flashback:] Elevator Operator: Watch the closing doors. Monk: Now, why should I believe these doors are going to close? Because you said so? Well, what if they don't? Then what? Are you gonna issue me a public apology? Do I get to hire me a new elevator operator? And what about all the other men and women that died because of these supposedly-closing doors?