Chris: I can't get sick. I need to work, so I can get my presents out of layaway. This year, I went all out. I got everybody something that they really wanted.
Greg: Well, like what?
[montage:]
Tonya: A Billy Ocean tea set! Thanks, Chris.
Drew: A Wayne Gretzky hockey game! Thanks, Chris.
Julius: The Young and the Restless soundtrack featuring "Nadia's Theme"?! Thanks, Chris.
Drew: Patti Labelle's "New Attitude" perfume?! Thank you, Chris.