Adult Chris: [v.o.] As for me, I was still as lucky as a three-leaf clover.
Chris: Hey, man, I forgot my bus pass again. Can I just go ahead?
Bus Driver: Yeah, you can just go ahead. You can just go ahead and jog alongside the bus. Go on, go on. [snarls] Kids.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] On the second bus, my luck got worse.
Chris: Hi, Darlene.
Darlene: Who are you?
Chris: I'm Chris. Remember? You said you liked my name.
Darlene: I really don't care. Who the hell do you think you are? Just because somebody sits down, doesn't mean you have to talk to them. Do I look like I want to talk? And what the hell kind of name is Chris anyway? What you need to do, is you need to sit down, shut up and ride the bus to wherever you got to go.