Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Rejection
Chris: Hey, who's that? Drew: That's just Yvette. She lives around the corner. Chris: You know, she's kind of cute. Drew: Man, you don't want to mess with her. Adult Chris: [v.o.] The first girl you ever like is always tough to get over. She holds a special place in your heart. So I decided to lower my standards. Drew: I heard she'll go out with anybody. Chris: Really? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now that's my kind of girl.