Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Father's Day
Greg: Does he have any hobbies? Chris: Is taking naps a hobby? Greg: No. Chris: So, what are you getting your dad for Father's Day? Greg: I don't know if "getting" is the right word. It's more like "doing." Chris: Okay, so what are you doing for your dad? Greg: Well, first, I'm making his favorite breakfast. Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe.