Chris: Why are you wearing your costume now?
Greg: My mom is picking me up after school. I'm going to a Star Trek party at her house.
Chris: You know, you really do look like Spock.
Greg: Live long and prosper.
Chris: You like getting beat up? Do that some more.
Greg: Sorry.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You'd think a guy who got his ass kicked every day wouldn't leave his house in tights. You would think.