Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Pilot
Chris: [v.o.] Since I was the oldest, I had to be the emergency adult. [montage:] Julius: If you smell smoke, and you think the house is gonna catch fire, get your brother and your sister and get out of here. Julius: If you smell gas and you think the house is gonna blow up, get your brother and your sister and get out of here. Julius: If you smell smoke, and your brother catches on fire, get your sister and get out of here. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Fortunately, the house never caught fire and neither did my brother.