Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Boxing
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There was only one part of boxing I didn't like... [Caruso punches Chris] Getting punched. Thurman: I thought White guys only knocked out the Black guys in the movies. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Only in White movies. Thurman: You know, I like seeing a good fight. But what I just saw, that was terrible. Chris: Why didn't you do something? Thurman: Why didn't you do anything? Chris: Right. I was too busy getting punched in the face. Thurman: I'll tell you what. I run a boxing program down at the Boys Athletic Club. Why don't you come by, I'll teach you to box, huh? You could learn to defend yourself. Chris: I don't know. Thurman: C'mon. You'll be like Rocky. But instead of being the Italian Stallion, you'll be the Black Stallion. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Hope I don't get sent to the glue factory.