Greg: There's Mandy. I've decided to go with "hey." Can't figure out what I'm gonna do with my hair though. Should I part it to the side or go straight back?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Shave it off and start over.
Greg: Chris, wake up, I'm trying to tell you something.
Chris: What?
Greg: I've been having a hard time with my Mandy situation. This girl could be my future ex-wife, and I don't want to mess it up.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg still isn't over his parent's divorce.