Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Math
Chris: I'm sorry, Ma. I just needed to get some help. Rochelle: Oh, so I just rassled you to the ground and stopped you from learning? Maxine: Rochelle, all you did was holler at the boy. Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was hollering at her boy long before it was cool to holla at your boy. Rochelle: Is that what you told her? Maxine: He didn't have to tell me, Rochelle, I know you. You are impatient. You couldn't teach a rock how to hit the ground if you dropped it. [fantasy: Rochelle is holding a rock out on the street:] Rochelle: Now, all you got to do is fall straight down. Ow! Didn't I tell you to hit the ground?!