Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought I had just done my job, but Greg thought I had done a job on him. Chris: Greg. So what are you doing for lunch tomorrow? Greg: Staying out of the hallways, that's what I'm doing. Chris: Listen, I was just doing my job. Greg: I was using the bathroom. You could have used your discretion. Chris: Listen, I didn't want people to think that I am soft on you because you were my friend. Greg: You don't have to worry about that anymore. Half the school thinks you're crazy. You're like a dog with citation rabies. We're all scared of you. Chris: Well, it's better than when people weren't scared of me. Even Caruso's leaving me alone. Greg: I used to respect you. Even though you got picked on, made fun of and left out, at least you knew who you were. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yeah, I was the kid who got picked on, made fun of and left out. Chris: Greg. Greg: I'm eating lunch by myself.