Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It was exciting knowing for the first time, I wasn't going to get walked on, stepped over or pushed around. I was finally going to get some respect. Chris: Hey, you! Stop running. Boy: Shut up. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He must not have seen my armband. [later:] Chris: Hey, no gum-chewing in school. Girls: Shut up! [later:] Chris: Hey, no rough housing in the halls. Boys: Shut up. Chris: You'd better listen or else I'm gonna have to give you a citation. A'ight. Well, that's better. [the boys beat him with his citation book] No, not the locker, not the locker! No! [o.s.] No! You can't do this to me! I'm a hall monitor! [v.o.] Now I'm a locker monitor.