Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Kris
[montage:] Julius: [to a blind boy] Eyesight? Hmm, that sounds expensive. Julius: Do you know how much a puppy costs? Julius: Does that come with a easy-to-pay gas bill? Julius: Do you know they cost as much as a real car? Julius: Now, how you going to pay for this eyesight? Julius: Do you really want your parents to work themselves to the bone just to get you a train set you're going to quit playing with after a week? Julius: What if this puppy grows up, gets rabies, bites somebody? Julius: And you ain't going to be satisfied with just one Hot Wheel. No, you going to want the whole collection of 'em. Julius: Can you afford a lawsuit? Julius: Now, do you really want your daddy to take out a loan, just so you can get some Hot Wheels? Julius: You going to bankrupt your whole family just so you can get a puppy? Julius: If you're good, Santa will send you a train token, and you can take the subway downtown and get a job for Christmas.