Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Superstition
Girl: Hi, Chris. Adult Chris: [v.o.] If they were miracle socks, I would have had a shot, but they were only lucky socks, so I just got a smile. Chris: I don't care what you say. The socks work. Adult Chris: [v.o.] If O.J. Simpson had been wearing these socks, he'd be covering football games now.