Adult Chris: [v.o.] Finding a job when you're 13 is not the easiest thing to do. I applied for easy jobs...
Shopkeeper: Now why would I pay you to put groceries in a bag when I can put them in a bag my damn self?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I applied for hard jobs...
Shoe Shop Owner: Security guard, huh? You ever been shot?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even applied for jobs I didn't know I was applying for.
Barber: You any good with matches? There's a new barber down the block. He needs to be taught a lesson.