Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Sausage
Greg: He said you beat him up? Chris: Yeah, and I mean, like, Raymond believed it. A hundred kids saw me getting chased home. And now, everyone's afraid of me. Caruso's already beaten the heck out of me every day, and I can't even try to defend myself without gettin' sent to detention. I mean, you know, I can't take this. Greg: Well, why don't you just punch him in the face? You did do it before. Chris: I didn't just walk up there and pow, punch him in the face. I had a plan which didn't include getting beat down, chased home and sent to detention. Adult Chris: [v.o.] It was like I was getting my ass kicked for getting my ass kicked.