Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, Greg camped out for me like I was a new Star Wars movie.
Greg: Hey, where were you?
Chris: I was at class.
Greg: At class? I've been waiting here for 15 minutes.
Chris: I told you to wait at my locker.
Greg: You weren't at your locker.
Chris: I'm at it now.
Greg: But you weren't then!
Chris: Greg. Too close.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There goes two more girls we're never going to get.